why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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