I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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