Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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