It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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