I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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