nut hugger
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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