Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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