All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I am one with the molecules
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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