ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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