Sponge bath it is.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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