Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
