and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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