Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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