Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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