I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
she smelled like a LAN party
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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