Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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