I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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