Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
where are my eyebrows?
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