She said her name was "party"
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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