It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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