plz talk dirty to me
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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