Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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