your room smells of hookers.
And success
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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