$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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