They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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