i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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