Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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