If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
