Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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