Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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