There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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