There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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