i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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