She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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