FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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