Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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