How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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