I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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