I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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