So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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