Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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