Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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