Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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