Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
My life is pants optional.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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