wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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