youre lurking in front of me
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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