i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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