Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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