If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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