his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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