It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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