i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
barbara walters just said penis...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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