So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
