I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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