what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm at about main and main street
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
how do you play pong handcuffed?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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