she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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