Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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