So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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